Thursday, December 3, 2009

Forget the Salahis...Pat Brown Crashes Criminologist Party!

Early in her career, Pat Brown was a self-titled private dick from D.C. (There is a reward for anyone who can produce a certified copy of her original private dick license).

After a few weeks of no success, her title changed to criminal profiler.

When the real criminal profilers at Quantico began hearing Brown's rediculous and non-sensical lambasting of law-enforcement they too began to chime in. Thus, a new title change for Brown: Investigative Criminal Profiler.

And now, after many hundreds of books having been read by Brown and an online criminology degree she has once again changed her title: Pat Brown, Criminologist.

So let's review.....

Matt Lauer and Meredith I hope you are paying attention:

1. Private dick
2. Criminal Profiler
3. Investigative Criminal Profiler
4. Criminologist

So forget the Salahis and their party crashing antics. It seems there has been a media party crasher on the scene for many years who has gone undectected.

Anyone with a legitimate background in any of these fields care to weigh in?


Anonymous said...

This woman has absolutely no idea what she is talking about. I just heard her on the Today Show speaking about the Fort Hood murders. This woman is a nut case. There is almost a hidden agenda against the authorities in her comments. She is not a psychologist. She is not a profiler. She is not a criminologist (according to CNN Nancy Grace.)

Okay real experts. Time to chime in.

Anonymous said...

You are so right. If you listen to her bullshit it's right there. She has an agenda against law enforcement and the authorities. It's almost as if she is trying to convince viewers of the Today Show and Nancy Grace that she is on the right track and the police are a bunch of bumbling idiots.

Great point!