Early in her career, Pat Brown was a self-titled private dick from D.C. (There is a reward for anyone who can produce a certified copy of her original private dick license).
After a few weeks of no success, her title changed to criminal profiler.
When the real criminal profilers at Quantico began hearing Brown's rediculous and non-sensical lambasting of law-enforcement they too began to chime in. Thus, a new title change for Brown: Investigative Criminal Profiler.
And now, after many hundreds of books having been read by Brown and an online criminology degree she has once again changed her title: Pat Brown, Criminologist.
So let's review.....
Matt Lauer and Meredith I hope you are paying attention:
1. Private dick
2. Criminal Profiler
3. Investigative Criminal Profiler
So forget the Salahis and their party crashing antics. It seems there has been a media party crasher on the scene for many years who has gone undectected.
Anyone with a legitimate background in any of these fields care to weigh in?